Monday, January 17, 2011

That Salamander Wood Shop Teacher

"Jeez! Mr. Baxter got blood all over my project again. He was going to show me how to use the radial arm saw but after cutting both his arms off he just hid in his office, sulking until they grew back."
"Yeah. You should have seen him when the Principal was was shouting at him for finding one of his thumbs in his coffee. Mr. Baxter's tail popped right off and he hid behind the wood plainer."