Wednesday, April 21, 2010

The Harlem Globetrotters 145 The Washington Generals 68

The Harlem Globetrotters managed to bring the Washington Generals to a new low in basketball history today. From tip off to final buzzer the Generals were defeated by skill, speed and borderline cheating of the Globetrotters. The Generals resembled five stooges, often standing and watching while the Trotters trounced them with their antics and showboating. "When they start doing a reem, we don't mess 'em up. The quicker they get it over with, the quicker we get the ball." Herman Klotz, the coach of the Generals said before being hit with a bucket of water.
Goose Tatum of the Globetrotters is the star of the night with 64 points, 12 assists and 4 pantsing.


  1. seriously soooo dope, I can't even handle it.
    And I love that you have Mars Blackmon in there.